Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
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fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions

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So I pokemon-fusioned and
…
the MAJESTY
I fucking CAN’T
(will link to relevant posts when I find them)

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